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Post by aura on Oct 3, 2010 20:39:30 GMT -5
Lad smiles."Awesome...hehe...ugh..." He continued walking. He led the group out of the capitol, flowers smiled and waved and wished them good luck.
"So it shouldn't be much of a walk, probably only a post or two...I MEAN AN HOUR!!!" Lad said oddly."I'm not exactly sure what a post is...I have no idea what I just sad..." Lad said honestly.He looked confused for a few seconds, before shaking it off.
"Anyway, if we need supplies, we should probably stop here." He pointed to a small shack on the outskirts of town.
Lad went up to the window."Anyone here!?"
A small man came out of form behind a shelf excitedly."HEL-LO!!!!!!!" He said almost sing-song like.
The man had a smallish body, and a huge apple for a head.
Lad fell back with a scream."AHHH!"
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Post by outerlimits on Oct 3, 2010 22:38:36 GMT -5
Leeroy would have exclaimed in outrage at yet another ridiculous person, but he was both used to it, didn't care, and distracted by...other things, so he made no comment.
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Post by Noble 6 on Oct 4, 2010 15:53:42 GMT -5
Kris screamed, "APPLESAUCE!!!!", and from Leeroys back, Kris fired a bolt of blue lightning.
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Post by Inkshade on Oct 4, 2010 19:55:40 GMT -5
"Occelot!" Issac shouts and a giant toad appears in a puff of smoke, eats the lightning, then dissappears. "Easy! he's cool..." he says awkwardly, unsure if the word 'cool' did anything.
Cora simles "Right! eh....which brother are you?" she asks the apple-headded man "I get you mixed up, what with your changing heads and such."
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Post by Noble 6 on Oct 4, 2010 20:12:38 GMT -5
"ohhh...ok, sorry mister apple head. Thought you wanted My Leeroy's soul." she said laughing.
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Post by outerlimits on Oct 5, 2010 2:24:09 GMT -5
"Uhh...thanks for trying to protect...my soul?," Leeroy says awkwardly.
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Post by Noble 6 on Oct 5, 2010 6:41:46 GMT -5
"No problem Hun." she said jumping off his back.
"She put her finger against her lower lips and stared at the apple headed man.
"He looks soooooooo tasty. he would be so good dipped in caramel and duck sauce...cooked over a fire...or stuck in a giant Pigducks mouth, yummy..."
(For this scene picture one of those hot anime chicks, looking at the apple with her eyes super sparkly, imagining all this,...lol."
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Post by aura on Oct 5, 2010 20:52:50 GMT -5
The apple man laughed."Oh please miss, that would be most unfortunate!"
"My name is Antonio. I am one of the four Fruit-Headed Merchants!" He said doing a little spin.
Lad sighed."Super...What do you sell?"
"Everything!!!" He answered happily.
Lad scoffed."Everything...right...How about a.....a giant statue of a golden retriver, holding a battle axe?..."
Antonio quickly held up the statue."Thats on sale this week, only 20 gold coins!"
Lad blinked."Umm lucky guess...Turrkey jerkey?"
Antonio held up a bag of turkey jerkey.
Lad frowned."Katana!"
He held up a katana.
"Purple-poka-spotted rose!"
He held up the rose.
"Goat cheese hats!"
Cheese hats.
"Pie!"
Pie.
This went on for a few more minutes, Lad asking about an obscure object, and Antonio holding it up.
Lad panting finally stopped."Ok...Fine...I won't argue with this world anymore...You...have...everything!..."Lad turned.
"Anyone need anything?...or can we just get on with this mission?" Lad asked.
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Post by outerlimits on Oct 5, 2010 21:08:38 GMT -5
"Could I have a beer? Like, a 6-pack? I just know I'm gonna be needin that to get through this.," Leeroy asked, exasperated after that display of idiocy.
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Post by Noble 6 on Oct 6, 2010 14:48:09 GMT -5
'Um do you have a flying samurai, with a lightbulb for a head, and is holding a large fish instead of a katana?..Bet you don't!!" she said with a laugh.
"And don't drink, it brings the dizzies..and the wobblies"she said.
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Post by outerlimits on Oct 6, 2010 17:34:55 GMT -5
"The "dizzies and wobblies" are just what I could use.," Leeroy replied. "Besides, it might make me fit in more with this f***ed up place..."
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Post by aura on Oct 6, 2010 20:07:28 GMT -5
Antonio brought out a six pack of beer."10 coins!"
Lad brought out 20 coins."Give us two, I'll need one as well."
Antoni looked at Kris for a second."Hold on." He went to the back of the shop. After a few more seconds he returned with the flying Samurai. His lightbulb head flickered, as he slashed with his giant fish-tana.
"470 coins,please!"
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Post by outerlimits on Oct 7, 2010 0:00:07 GMT -5
Taking one of the six packs, Leeroy said to Lad, "Son, you are a f***ing life saver.," before he pulled one out, cracked it open, and starting drinking from it.
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Post by Noble 6 on Oct 7, 2010 6:07:06 GMT -5
".....How in the world. Ehh never mind.....you can put him away."she said closing her eyes.
"Oi,...cans I has beer please." she smiled innocently.
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Post by shadow wolf on Oct 7, 2010 20:21:22 GMT -5
chris came out of now were staring at the lightbulb headed thing. "OMG!!!!! that thing is sick!!" he pulled out 471 gold coins and smiled. "I want it!!!..... keep the change...." he said handing him all the coins.
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