C.R.A.C.K. the RP

[outerlimits]

((OOC: I guess I'll start this one since the thread has been up and empty all week. If I do it wrong or you don't like it tell me and I'll delete this post or something))

The sun shone brightly upon the land of Flooo this fine summer's day. Birds chirped. Wildlife frolicked across the country side. The scene was picturesque, beautiful.

It was into that scene that Music Medley ran away as fast as he could from the enigma that is Batguy. "Damn you you freak! Get away from me!," he yelled behind him at the chasing hero.

"I'm Batguy.," Batguy replied.
"Augh! You drive me bats! You drive all of us bats!" At that, Music Medley pulled at small note out of his back pocket, expanded it into a large note, hopped on it, and sped away with it like it was a motorized unicycle ((OOC: like that thing the mall cop in "Mall Cop" rides around on)), singing:

"His utility belt holds everything
Can’t find that at the mall!"

While Music Medley was saying that, Batguy hits his utility belt and summons his batmobile in a puff of smoke. Hopping in, he chases after Music Medley.
Looking back, Music Medley groans and starts singing again, this time with his outfit dressed like a race car driver:

"The Batmobile is super fast
There is no car that is surpassed"

Batguy catches on his tail, but Music Medley continues his song:

"It’s a good thing we’ve got Arkham
‘Cuz he really drives us bats!"

This then causes inmates at the Arkham Asylum in Flooo to suddenly burst out in song, singing:

"Drives us baaats, drives us baaats
He really drives us bats! Bats! Bats!
He drives us baaats!"

Batguy catches up to Music Medley and yells to him, "I'm Batguy!"
Music Medley then hops onto the batmobile and starts attacking Batguy with musical notes, while, even with Batman dodging and using random gadgets, still singing:

"Whether dancing the batusi, you see
Or using an array of tools
He’s always got the answers
He makes us look like fools!

He’s got no superpoweeeerrs
He’s just a flying rat!
It’s a good thing we’ve got Arkam
Cuz he really drives us bats!"

At the end of that last verse, the inmates in another part of Arkham suddenly burst into song again, singing:

"Drives us bats (Worlds greatest detective)!
Drives us bats (Foiling every evil scheme)!
He really drives us bats! Bats! Bats!
He drives us baaats!"
((OOC: What's in parenthesis is sung by random inmates popping out from behind walls))

Batguy starts to get annoyed at this and punches Music Medley in the gut, sending him flying off the batmobile, saying at the same time "I'm Batguy!"

Music Medley manages to get out and enlarge another note that he rides away in another direction on, causing Batguy to turn around in pursuit. Singing ever more, Music Medley change his outfit to a diver suit as he jumps into a lake. Swimming away, he sings back to Batguy, who is giving chase still by swimming,:

"Even without shark repellent
He’s tougher than he seems!"

At this sharks come up and attack Batguy. Batguy fights them off, but Music Medley is by this point quite far away. Still, Batguy can hear him sing the last few words of his song:

"Other heroes often ask..."

And suddenly, across the planet, another hero stops and says sadly to the tune of the song:

"Why is he always the top cat?"

Coming back to the lake, birds suddenly fly over to Batguy and sing:

"He drives us baaaats!"

Then fish hop out of the water and while in the air sing:

"Drives us baaats!"

and lastly, a fisherman floats on by and yells out:

"Drives us bats!"

Then, just as quickly, all those animals and the fisherman go away, leaving Batguy floating on the surface of the lake as Music Medley speeds away on another note. Treading water for a few minutes, Batguy finally just says, to no one in particular, "...I'm Batguy.," and then swims back to the batmobile.


A few miles away, a narrator walks out from behind a tree, looks forward as if talking to someone, and says, "And so, our story begins."

((OOC: C.R.AC.K. RP! COMMENCE!))
((OOC: Here's a link to the song that inspired this crack-induced craziness: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHY9USNC_Fk ))
((OOC: The costumes you see the Music Meister wear are kind of like what Music Medley does ^^))
((OOC: EDIT! Fixed the "Floo"s and made them "Flooo"s for ya Inkshade))

[shadow wolf]

chris watchs from on top of the hill . "wow those guys are really odd." hes said laugh as the ledge breaks out of for under him and he falls and lands face first leaving a small crater. "ouch." he said sticking his arm up out of the rubble.

[Inkshade]

((OOC why does everyone forget teh thrid 'o' in Flooo?))

Issac sits on a rock and sighs "Chameleon?...cumquat?.....platypus?....enigma." the rock he is sitting on turns into a turtle. he looks down at it and sighs "THIS IS HOPELESS!" he saddly writes down the word 'enigma' in his book and adds 'turns rocks into turtles'

[Noble 6]

Kris slowly buttond her top and threw the mans lifeless body into the river. She picked up her rod and began walking down the bridge, the rest of the mans crew laid on the ground. None moving, either dead or too scared to move.
"Next time, just give me the damn cotton candy."

[CrystalPrison]

Izaya sighed, the day had barely started and it was already turning out to be a long one. He and Falsetto had packed up camp, something he could work with. However Falsetto was currently singing at the top of his lungs, and not just to himself, but to the six rabbits that were currently following them, and he was doing it about carrot's of all things.

"Can you please shut up?"

"No. You are forever stuck with my singing!" Came the sung reply, with a cheeky smile. He looked to Rabbit, his only sane companion, and sighed.

[outerlimits]

"Daaaammmmnnn!," Leeroy said from his hiding spot behind a rock near a bridge with cotton candy dealers. "That bitch just took her top off and killed that guy over candy!" It had been quite a spectacle too, one that Leeroy had recorded on his I-phone. "If only more of these motherf***ers had powers like that, I could start up a god damn porn business!" Walking out from his rock, he went across the bridge casually, ignoring the crying dealers that mourned the loss of the friend while at the same time tried to conceal their large boners. Oh yeah, I'm following this lady wherever she goes! Besides, my porn stash on my I-phone was gettin old anyways.

[Noble 6]

The cotton candy was gross, she had half a mind to go back and beat the other man's face in. She saw a river and smiled. River meant fish. She took her clothing off and made a tree come to life. It walked over to her and placed a limb in front of her.
"No peaking now Leeroy." she said to the tree. She hopped in and swam around for a bit before she used the water to funnel the fish towards her. She threw them out of the water one by one. She created a bikini out of bubbles, and exited the river. she started a fire and dried herself off. She got dressed, and as she did, the tree slowly fell away back to its original position.
"Now for some fish fry!!!"

[outerlimits]

Leeroy stopped when the woman said his name. "What the heeeell? How'd she know my name?" When she got out and announced she was going to make fish fry, Leeroy suddenly realized he was hungry. "Ugh...this damn reality or whatever doesn't even have a Mickey-D's...I"
Walking up to the woman's campsite, he said, "Hey lady! How'd you know my name?," even though he mainly looking at the fish she had got out of the water.

[CrystalPrison]

Rabbit sniffed the air, ears twitching and squeaked, looking to Izaya. The dark haired boy sighed quietly, "People are nearby," he commented absently gesturing in the right direction, as the rabbit squeaked again. "And they have food."

Falsetto grinned widely, "Let's go visit, we can share with them." He patted his bag, "We can share, people are fun." Before Izaya could protest, he dragged him off, Rabbit and the other's hopping quickly after them.

[Noble 6]

"Who are you? I was talking to the tree, Leeroy What do ya want?" she said.

[outerlimits]

"The hell? Trees don't have names!," Leeroy said, confused. "Anyways, the name's Leeroy. And, well, I saw you have some fish, and I'm hungry, so, wanna share your food? I think I have some Dr. Pepper in here or something...," he added, taking off his backpack and looking around inside it for some sort of drink to offer.

[Noble 6]

"Whats a doctor pepper?....Dose it taste like cotton candy, or ice chips" She said sucking on her finger like a three year old.
"She smiled okay Leera, lets eat some fish!!! She took her shirt off, ((She's wearing a pink fluffy bra)) and made the flames bright blue. Her eyes glowed abit and then she smiled when the fish began to cook. She looked up and shot a bolt of lightning forward. A minature explosion engulfed a tree.
"Heh, stupid fly."

[CrystalPrison]

Izaya and Casey had just come into sight of the others when Kris took off her shirt. Both boys froze for several moments, and Izaya dropped his carrot in shock. "Holy shit.'' Casey sang, "I can work with this."

"She could kill you." Izaya replied, as they started walking once more, "You'd do something...and she'd kill you."

[outerlimits]

Leeroy's eyes opened wide. Daaaamn, that bitch has got some tits on her! He didn't even care that she said his name wrong. "Er, yeah, Dr. Pepper is sort of this...carbon-ated thingy or something. I don't know, it tastes good. Aha! Here we go!" Finding it, he took out a six pack of it and put it on the ground.

[Noble 6]

"Monster!!"she screamed at the six-pack and blasted the can with a lightning bolt. The six pack exploded covering Leeroy in soda.
"Saaaaaved you" she said in a musical tone.