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Post by shadow wolf on Sept 14, 2010 21:41:08 GMT -5
chris looked around then rased his hand and started to jump up and down like a 4th grader who needed to use the bathroom. "mrs. princess lady,... Mrs. Princess Lady, oo oo MRS. PRINCESS LADY!!!!!!" he yelled.
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Post by outerlimits on Sept 14, 2010 22:37:03 GMT -5
"Jesus Christ...," Leeroy muttered under his breath. These dumb***es don't even know what a horse is...and this ****** must be on crack or something...
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Post by Inkshade on Sept 17, 2010 20:40:33 GMT -5
Issac scratches his head. "hmm?"
"HYYYYAAAAAAHHHH! TAKE THAT YOU HEATHEN!" a girl with a large green flyswatter comes flying out of nowhere. the swatter hits the floor, causeing some tile to scatter. she swats it repeatedly with fury. Once satisffied she salutes Princess Bob "The accursed fly has been vanquished my Lady."
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Post by outerlimits on Sept 17, 2010 23:28:00 GMT -5
Leeroy nearly jumped back in surprise when the girl with the giant flyswatter appeared out of nowhere. "WHAT THE HEEEELLLLL???"
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Post by Noble 6 on Sept 22, 2010 10:33:13 GMT -5
Kris smiled and laughed,
"That fly probably had it coming, the bastards."
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Post by aura on Sept 24, 2010 21:41:05 GMT -5
Princess Bob smiled."Thank You very much. Now then on to business. I have summoned you here to help with a most important task. All of you. Will you help me defeat the darkness, and Evil King Das Tard Lee?"
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Post by outerlimits on Sept 24, 2010 21:47:46 GMT -5
"Das...Tard...Lee? Dastardly?," Leeroy said, eyebrow raised.
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Post by aura on Sept 24, 2010 22:01:55 GMT -5
"Yes! Evil King Das Tard Lee has used his dark energies to engulf most of the kingdom of Flooo into evil despairedness! With the help of you heroes, and the hope and light inside all of us, I know we can prevail!" Princess Bob said dramatically. The guards around the room began weeping.
"Such a beautiful speach Princess, you bring hope to us all!" They shouted.
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Post by outerlimits on Sept 24, 2010 22:17:29 GMT -5
"...Wow...Damn, that is so freakin cliche!," Leeroy says, annoyed. "'Despairedness'? That ain't even a damn word woman! God, if this guy is as much a ****ing joke as you are I bet I could whop his sorry ass into next week!"
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Post by shadow wolf on Sept 24, 2010 23:38:24 GMT -5
"fine ignore me i see how it is... so das tard lee is evil and we have to like completely own him cause hes a noob?" chris said as he tryed to explain it himself.
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Post by Noble 6 on Sept 28, 2010 9:20:27 GMT -5
Mam Yes mam!!!" Kris yelled in a full drill sergeant impersonation.
"This jerk will be brought to justice by my naked ways!!!" she yelled again.
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Post by outerlimits on Sept 28, 2010 13:01:50 GMT -5
Leeroy looked at Kris, his stance on the request suddenly conflicted. On one hand, this princess and the inhabitants of this world were all ****ed up. On the other hand, he would most likely see a lot of naked Kris and naked woman are always a good thing. Growling, he muttered under his breath, "God dammit..."
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Post by Noble 6 on Sept 28, 2010 14:29:56 GMT -5
"Damn straight you will" she said outloud to Leeroy.
"I'm naked all the time!!, wait....hey don't think about me naked!!!" she said hitting him in the back of his head with her fishing pole.
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Post by outerlimits on Sept 28, 2010 14:45:11 GMT -5
"Ow! What the hell!," Leeroy exclaimed. "Kind of hard not to picture that when...wait, how the hell did you know what I was thinking?!?"
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Post by Noble 6 on Sept 28, 2010 14:47:20 GMT -5
"You thought about me, I hear thoughts about me. It's not nice to be a sneak. If you want to see me naked, then just ask. God." she said annoyed.
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