Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2011 3:33:48 GMT -5
I don't know how funny this would actually be, but here goes: a list top 20 list of epitaphs I want on my tombstone, (hey, we all gotta check out sometime)
1) Take a good, hard look. You'll be here someday.
2) Courage is drinking the poison. Wisdom is knowing poison kills. A quintessence of comedy is watching the brave ignore wisdom.
3) Don't eat at any restaurant that puts its dirty laundry in a medical bag.
4) All that praying, for nothing.
5) Your mom.
6) And to think, all I wanted was my goddamn lawnmower back.
7) Well, Fuck you, too.
8) Frodo failed: I have the ring.
9) You know what? I bet that wiring still isn't fixed.
10) I just had to open my mouth...
11) Why did you take that airsoft game so fucking seriously? In case you didn't notice, you were the ONLY one who brought an actual gun.
12) *Pawned by a Spawn Camper*
13) Well, at least now I know EXACTLY where I'm going.
14) I'm gonna bang Marilyn Monroe's brains out after my Judgment. If you keep on with your current lifestyle, you can have sloppy seconds.
15) FIRST!!!
16) Finally! What the hell was taking Mephistopheles so long?
17) Wherever I am, it can't possibly be as bad as where you are.
18) Duck, cover and look up is NOT an effective way to evade gunfire.
19) I told you I was sick.
20) It is called poison for a reason.
1) Take a good, hard look. You'll be here someday.
2) Courage is drinking the poison. Wisdom is knowing poison kills. A quintessence of comedy is watching the brave ignore wisdom.
3) Don't eat at any restaurant that puts its dirty laundry in a medical bag.
4) All that praying, for nothing.
5) Your mom.
6) And to think, all I wanted was my goddamn lawnmower back.
7) Well, Fuck you, too.
8) Frodo failed: I have the ring.
9) You know what? I bet that wiring still isn't fixed.
10) I just had to open my mouth...
11) Why did you take that airsoft game so fucking seriously? In case you didn't notice, you were the ONLY one who brought an actual gun.
12) *Pawned by a Spawn Camper*
13) Well, at least now I know EXACTLY where I'm going.
14) I'm gonna bang Marilyn Monroe's brains out after my Judgment. If you keep on with your current lifestyle, you can have sloppy seconds.
15) FIRST!!!
16) Finally! What the hell was taking Mephistopheles so long?
17) Wherever I am, it can't possibly be as bad as where you are.
18) Duck, cover and look up is NOT an effective way to evade gunfire.
19) I told you I was sick.
20) It is called poison for a reason.
